#I MELT WITH YOU HOW TO#
Okay, let's not beat around the bush the only thing that this film teaches us is that Orson Welles knows how to party and that Rob Lowe is still alive. before bad stuff that's not likely to happen to you starts biting us in the rump. Well, maybe it's not all a bad thing, because as we can see, McKay's still convincing as Welles, and he's not going to break from that reputation of being Welles any time so soon, so we may as well fire up the biopic while we have the chance, because as this film taught us, we only have so much time in life and youth. June, or whoever he is probably should have been big by now, and Christian McKay's growing a beard and looking like he's putting on a few, which only reminds us of poor ol' Orson Welles eating himself to death. Heck, just looking at the cast list is depressing enough, because Jeremy Piven's show is over, Rob Lowe hasn't been noticed in anything in years, Thomas. and everyone in the bar feels like killing themselves. Stop me if you've heard this one: Ari Gold, Sodapop Curtis, the guy from "The Mist" and Orson Welles walk into a bar. That's also the point at which any sign of a plot kicks in which involves the guys' overreaction to a promise made 25 years before, instead of being ashamed of having written such a bad piece of poetry. Tim's problem is much harder to get at, only being referenced about halfway through and may somehow involve Sasha Grey. Jonathan is dissatisfied with his role as a pill pusher.(If that's how he feels, then he can volunteer at a free clinic or write a hefty check to Doctors without Borders to salve his conscience.) By the movie's own murky logic, worst off is Richard who is a high school teacher. While they enjoy hanging out together, their lives are otherwise a mess. Richard(Thomas Jane), Ron(Jeremy Piven), Jonathan(Rob Lowe) and Tim(Christian McKay) get together for their annual reunion, this time in Big Sur, California.
#I MELT WITH YOU MOVIE#
If only the barely developed characters in this movie thought about this before. The movie's sole insight is the fact that as people grow older, they cannot handle alcohol and drugs like they once were able to.
#I MELT WITH YOU PLUS#
If I got a kick out of self-loathing on this scale, I would watch "Mad Men." On the plus side, this all makes me feel positively well-adjusted. "I Melt with You" is an insufferable, derivative and dreary mess of a nihilistic movie whose cliched idea of a mid-life crisis involves a Porsche or two.
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